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Post by nanalinda on May 5, 2009 18:47:43 GMT -5
Hi, Pam. He's becoming like "foot in the mouth" Biden, without any of the charm.
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Post by pdb on May 5, 2009 18:55:03 GMT -5
Hi, Pam. He's becoming like "foot in the mouth" Biden, without any of the charm. You're right about that, nana!! I'll be a bit late tonight but will be here - Spector is an idot!! I think he should join that Tin Foil Hat Klub g1 was talking about last night!!
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Post by g1 on May 6, 2009 21:13:48 GMT -5
oh, dear... www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-official-sidewalk,0,537150.story "NOVI, Mich. - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.... thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation"Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ thingy A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the thingy of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van...." "Sin Chew Daily"? The follow-up story also features someone named "Chew." What does it mean?
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Post by nanalinda on May 6, 2009 22:22:48 GMT -5
oh, dear... www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-official-sidewalk,0,537150.story "NOVI, Mich. - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.... thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation"Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ thingy A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the thingy of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van...." "Sin Chew Daily"? The follow-up story also features someone named "Chew." What does it mean? I wonder what the Chinese is for bon appetit. Meanwhile, I'm sure that it's ruined the young lady's chances of a raise.
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Post by moonstone on May 6, 2009 22:31:57 GMT -5
oh, dear... www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-official-sidewalk,0,537150.story "NOVI, Mich. - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.... thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation"Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ thingy A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the thingy of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van...." "Sin Chew Daily"? The follow-up story also features someone named "Chew." What does it mean? LoL It's a regular fairy tale romance ... My, what big teeth you have. All the better to ... (oh, never mind).
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Post by moonstone on May 6, 2009 22:32:48 GMT -5
oh, dear... www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-official-sidewalk,0,537150.story "NOVI, Mich. - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.... thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation"Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ thingy A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the thingy of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van...." "Sin Chew Daily"? The follow-up story also features someone named "Chew." What does it mean? I wonder what the Chinese is for bon appetit. Meanwhile, I'm sure that it's ruined the young lady's chances of a raise. In more ways than one.
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Post by nanalinda on May 6, 2009 23:17:59 GMT -5
I wonder what the Chinese is for bon appetit. Meanwhile, I'm sure that it's ruined the young lady's chances of a raise. In more ways than one. I think she'd got it! By George she's got it! I didn't want to get too explicit because Auntie would be so upset. There's no way I want to make her angry at me.
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Post by puhlease on May 7, 2009 9:30:46 GMT -5
oh, dear... www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-mi-official-sidewalk,0,537150.story "NOVI, Mich. - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.... thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation"Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ thingy A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the thingy of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van...." "Sin Chew Daily"? The follow-up story also features someone named "Chew." What does it mean? I wonder what the Chinese is for bon appetit. Meanwhile, I'm sure that it's ruined the young lady's chances of a raise. Not to mention the boss's chances of a.........oh, never mind.
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Post by g1 on May 7, 2009 20:36:55 GMT -5
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Post by moonstone on May 7, 2009 20:38:28 GMT -5
LOL I LOVE how they caught him. But I wonder if it hurts the birds.
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Post by g1 on May 11, 2009 20:33:24 GMT -5
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Post by nanalinda on May 11, 2009 20:38:01 GMT -5
Hi, g. The liquor thief must qualify for the "Worrrrrst Criminal in the Worrrrld."
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Post by g1 on May 16, 2009 23:11:09 GMT -5
www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/14/2818576-2-yellowstone-workers-fired-after-watering-geyser?threadId=579019&commentId=7126126#c7126126"CHEYENNE — Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. Park spokesman Al Nash says a 23-year-old man on Tuesday was fined $750 and placed on three years of unsupervised probation for urinating, being off trail in a restricted area and taking items from the area. The man also was banned from Yellowstone for two years. The second employee's case is pending. The park's dispatch center was called after someone watching a webcam on the geyser saw six employees leaving the trail and walking on Old Faithful on May 4. The geyser was not erupting at the time." (Well, DUH!) news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8052499.stm"Man stored drugs between buttocks " "The court heard, that on 22 July 2008, police received intelligence of suspicious activity at a house in Kestrel Avenue in Bury. Later that day, the police searched the house. Tetlow was found in the kitchen and two other men were also in the house. He refused to be handcuffed and had to be restrained by the officers who conducted a search. Following his conviction, a police spokeswoman said: "They discovered bags containing white coloured rock which found stuffed in his underpants and between his buttocks. "He also had a significant amount of cash on him. After a full search, cocaine and heroin weighing six grams was found." Det Insp Sarah Jackson said: "This result sends a clear message that we will not tolerate the supply of drugs like crack and heroin, which can blight our communities." (Just say no to crack... And Bury the evidence.... And about "full search".... oh, never mind...) *** trueslant.com/jeffhoard/2009/05/14/note-to-high-school-girls-wear-panties-on-picture-day/As the operator of a college auditorium, I recommend that people who sit on stage wear either slacks or long skirts. To no avail. Perhaps I'll just show this news clip. *** www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/05/12/national/a121335D92.DTL"Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy" "Police cracking down on rowdy Amish youths ticketed a teenager for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy when they pulled him over on a western New York road. They said the 17-year-old was charged with underage possession of alcohol after he was stopped by deputies late Monday night in the town of Leon, 40 miles south of Buffalo. More News "Detective Nathan Root said the teen admitted drinking beer, but passed a field sobriety test. Root says another Amish man in the buggy, a 22-year-old, was charged with providing the beer. Both are scheduled to be arraigned June 22. Patrols were stepped up after an Amish elder's property was vandalized when he confronted youths about their drinking and listening to radios. (I was surprised to see the SF paper pick up this western NY story, which is about a week old. The Leon community is pretty fiesty. They have an ongoing court case about whether they can keep their traditional outhouses "as a religious expression" or whether they must put in modern septic systems as required by local ordinance. The town sits in a giant swamp so there are legitimate health concerns. A few years ago some Leon youths made the press when, during an "unlawful test of speed," some racing buggies unexpectedly met an automobile. The car was seriously damaged; the collision was fatal for one horse.)
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Post by nanalinda on May 17, 2009 12:37:08 GMT -5
Some of the replies to the Amish piece were hilarious. What always amazes me is the number of people who take so seriously, the comments that were so obviously made in jest.
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Post by puhlease on May 18, 2009 12:00:11 GMT -5
www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/14/2818576-2-yellowstone-workers-fired-after-watering-geyser?threadId=579019&commentId=7126126#c7126126"CHEYENNE — Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. Park spokesman Al Nash says a 23-year-old man on Tuesday was fined $750 and placed on three years of unsupervised probation for urinating, being off trail in a restricted area and taking items from the area. The man also was banned from Yellowstone for two years. The second employee's case is pending. The park's dispatch center was called after someone watching a webcam on the geyser saw six employees leaving the trail and walking on Old Faithful on May 4. The geyser was not erupting at the time." (Well, DUH!) news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8052499.stm"Man stored drugs between buttocks " "The court heard, that on 22 July 2008, police received intelligence of suspicious activity at a house in Kestrel Avenue in Bury. Later that day, the police searched the house. Tetlow was found in the kitchen and two other men were also in the house. He refused to be handcuffed and had to be restrained by the officers who conducted a search. Following his conviction, a police spokeswoman said: "They discovered bags containing white coloured rock which found stuffed in his underpants and between his buttocks. "He also had a significant amount of cash on him. After a full search, cocaine and heroin weighing six grams was found." Det Insp Sarah Jackson said: "This result sends a clear message that we will not tolerate the supply of drugs like crack and heroin, which can blight our communities." (Just say no to crack... And Bury the evidence.... And about "full search".... oh, never mind...) *** trueslant.com/jeffhoard/2009/05/14/note-to-high-school-girls-wear-panties-on-picture-day/As the operator of a college auditorium, I recommend that people who sit on stage wear either slacks or long skirts. To no avail. Perhaps I'll just show this news clip. *** www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/05/12/national/a121335D92.DTL"Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy" "Police cracking down on rowdy Amish youths ticketed a teenager for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy when they pulled him over on a western New York road. They said the 17-year-old was charged with underage possession of alcohol after he was stopped by deputies late Monday night in the town of Leon, 40 miles south of Buffalo. More News "Detective Nathan Root said the teen admitted drinking beer, but passed a field sobriety test. Root says another Amish man in the buggy, a 22-year-old, was charged with providing the beer. Both are scheduled to be arraigned June 22. Patrols were stepped up after an Amish elder's property was vandalized when he confronted youths about their drinking and listening to radios. (I was surprised to see the SF paper pick up this western NY story, which is about a week old. The Leon community is pretty fiesty. They have an ongoing court case about whether they can keep their traditional outhouses "as a religious expression" or whether they must put in modern septic systems as required by local ordinance. The town sits in a giant swamp so there are legitimate health concerns. A few years ago some Leon youths made the press when, during an "unlawful test of speed," some racing buggies unexpectedly met an automobile. The car was seriously damaged; the collision was fatal for one horse.) Kudos for courage, at least. They say one of the main reasons not to leave the trails in the geyser basins is because you never know how thin of a crust you might be walking on. Not to mention unexpected bursts of steam or boiling hot water. A small and colorful pool near Old Faithful is called Chinaman's Spring because in the days before national park status and boardwalks and regulations, supposedly a Chinaman had set up a laundry service there. One day, according to legend, a reaction between his soap and the minerals in water blew the whole shebang sky high. Courage or stupidity. I guess it's often a fine line. Waste of personnel, though. I would gladly work anywhere in the park for free if I could have room and board and stay there year-round. Heck, I might even pay THEM for the privilege. And I am, for the most part, a rule-abiding sort.
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Post by g1 on May 19, 2009 21:01:18 GMT -5
www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/weird/story/Woman-arrested-with-unusual-object-in-pants/RQfCUwlB9kKo94RC-t_SZg.cspx"Woman arrested with unusual object in pants Reported by: Don Germaise Last Update: 9:33 am BROOKSVILLE, FL -- The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge in her britches where there should not be one on a woman. The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff's deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama's pickled sausage. According to a police report the sausage, "was clearly visible inside her pants as she walked out of the store. Upon contact with the suspect. . . she advised that this had not occurred and that she did not steal any items. Upon looking inside her vehicle, I was able to see the wrapper of a Big Mama pickled sausage, but the item had been eaten." Confronted with the wrapper, deputies say Gariepy confessed she'd eaten the evidence.
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Post by nanalinda on May 19, 2009 21:46:15 GMT -5
Euuwwww!
I can't think of anything worse than pickled sausage.
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Post by moonstone on May 20, 2009 18:44:45 GMT -5
www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/weird/story/Woman-arrested-with-unusual-object-in-pants/RQfCUwlB9kKo94RC-t_SZg.cspx"Woman arrested with unusual object in pants Reported by: Don Germaise Last Update: 9:33 am BROOKSVILLE, FL -- The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge in her britches where there should not be one on a woman. The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff's deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama's pickled sausage. According to a police report the sausage, "was clearly visible inside her pants as she walked out of the store. Upon contact with the suspect. . . she advised that this had not occurred and that she did not steal any items. Upon looking inside her vehicle, I was able to see the wrapper of a Big Mama pickled sausage, but the item had been eaten." Confronted with the wrapper, deputies say Gariepy confessed she'd eaten the evidence. A crime of passion, perhaps?
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Post by g1 on May 20, 2009 18:47:42 GMT -5
A crime of passion, perhaps? Oh, dear...
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Post by puhlease on May 21, 2009 13:09:16 GMT -5
www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/weird/story/Woman-arrested-with-unusual-object-in-pants/RQfCUwlB9kKo94RC-t_SZg.cspx"Woman arrested with unusual object in pants Reported by: Don Germaise Last Update: 9:33 am BROOKSVILLE, FL -- The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge in her britches where there should not be one on a woman. The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff's deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama's pickled sausage. According to a police report the sausage, "was clearly visible inside her pants as she walked out of the store. Upon contact with the suspect. . . she advised that this had not occurred and that she did not steal any items. Upon looking inside her vehicle, I was able to see the wrapper of a Big Mama pickled sausage, but the item had been eaten." Confronted with the wrapper, deputies say Gariepy confessed she'd eaten the evidence. A crime of passion, perhaps? Maybe it was pickle envy......
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Post by g1 on May 22, 2009 21:10:10 GMT -5
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Post by puhlease on May 24, 2009 17:06:12 GMT -5
Maybe some "pin"icillin will help.
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Post by g1 on May 24, 2009 17:06:50 GMT -5
www.funreports.com/fun/16-11-2006/1433-groin-0"Kidnapper shoots himself in left testicle A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf. When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice. The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said." === The people who brought us the SS... www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2443336/Gangster-blasts-own-manhood.html"A WANNABE gangster blew his own manhood to smithereens when his gun accidentally went off in his pocket. Dim-witted Lukas Neuhardt, 27, forgot to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the weapon into his trousers to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch during a bungled robbery. But police found a HOLE in his statement when they saw the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. A police source said: "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself." Now – after surgeons stitched his manhood back together – he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. "
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Post by g1 on May 24, 2009 17:18:04 GMT -5
Maybe some "pin"icillin will help. lol-- And less vodka...
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Post by g1 on May 24, 2009 20:59:08 GMT -5
www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2009/05/man_pleads_to_being_nude_in_wo.html"Man pleads to being nude in woman's bathroom by John S. Hausman | The Muskegon Chronicle Saturday May 23, 2009, 9:22 PM Victor Ruzicka MUSKEGON COUNTY -- He pleaded "no contest" in a man's voice. A Norton Shores man stands convicted of obscene conduct and cocaine possession after he was caught naked in the women's bathroom at a Rothbury rest stop. Authorities said Victor Fred Ruzicka, 46, of 4232 Armstrong was discovered just before 7 a.m. April 12 by an Oceana County Road Commission worker at the rest area along U.S. 31. When the road commission employee identified himself, the man tried to portray a woman's voice and said he was having "woman's problems," police said. The man, who told police he is a "closet nudist," was alone when he was found standing inside a bathroom stall. Police later found cocaine in his car...."
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