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Post by g1 on Apr 21, 2009 22:09:07 GMT -5
Why I never... www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/04/21/2713307-tobacco-spit-leads-to-charges-in-wis-safe-theft"Tobacco spit leads to charges in Wis. safe theft A tobacco chewing habit led to charges against two men accused of stealing a safe that was bolted to the floor of a town of Campbell tavern. A criminal complaint said a DNA profile was developed from a sample taken from the trail of chewing tobacco spit leading away from the Sher-Bear Tavern after the theft Feb. 5. ..." uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/"Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options. The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute. Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute. When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money." After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him. Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest...." www.thelocal.se/19000/20090421/www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/04/15/Police-Woman-kept-robber-as-sex-slave/UPI-39771239833225/
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Post by Fairweather on Apr 22, 2009 13:55:23 GMT -5
OMG. Those are seriously disturbing.;D
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Post by puhlease on Apr 22, 2009 16:07:56 GMT -5
OMG. Those are seriously disturbing.;D I agree katie, but it was past time for this thread to be started.
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Post by g1 on Apr 22, 2009 20:33:56 GMT -5
www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/04/22/2718847-troopers-ny-driver-charged-after-hitting-134-mph"Troopers: NY driver charged after hitting 134 mph Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM EDT us-news, odd-news, new-york, odd, new-york-city, arrest, speeding, mitsubishi-lancer, dutchess-county, michael-dibernardino Associated Press PAWLING — State police said a 23-year-old man clocked driving at more than 130 mph on an upstate New York road is facing multiple traffic charges. Police said a trooper spotted Michael DiBernardino's 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer doing 134 mph in a 55-mph zone Tuesday afternoon in the Dutchess County town of Pawling, near the Connecticut border 65 miles north of New York City....."
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Post by g1 on Apr 25, 2009 2:25:07 GMT -5
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Post by g1 on Apr 26, 2009 14:06:03 GMT -5
www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/04/24/2728884-man-84-fights-off-carjackers-with-groin-kick"Man, 84, fights off carjackers with groin kick Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:10 PM EDT Associated Press TACOMA — An 84-year-old man has a black eye, but he still has his car, after fighting off two would-be carjackers. Ted Mazetier said he stopped Wednesday night to help two men with a disabled car when one punched him in the face and demanded his keys. Mazetier said he kicked the man in the groin and the other in the belly. The two men fled as a passer-by stopped to help. " Police later arrested two suspects for investigation of assault. Mazetier said he'll think twice before stopping again to help someone on the street. He'll be 85 in June. www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/apr/21/palm-city-man-fabricates-robbery-make-ex-girlfrien/"PALM CITY — A Palm City man accused of fabricating an armed robbery last week to try to make his girlfriend feel bad for leaving him was arrested after deputies unraveled the ruse, according to recently released reports...." www.bclocalnews.com/news/43636822.html" A Saanich police officer got an unexpected eyeful when he found a couple having sex in a dumpster early Friday morning. The call to police had simply reported people walking suspiciously behind a business near the corner of Quadra Street and McKenzie Avenue around 1:45 a.m. "When the officer was out of his car having a look around, checking doors he could hear noises coming from the dumpster," said Sgt. John Price. The officer called out and got no response, so he pulled out his flashlight and took a look inside. "He peeked over the edge and in the bottom of the dumpster, a man and a woman (were) full-on nude, intertwined, oblivious to his presence," Price said, confirming the pair were in the act. The couple complied when ordered to put on their clothes and get out of the dumpster. A 26-year-old man was taken into custody by Oak Bay Police on an unrelated outstanding warrant. A 30-year-old woman was simply told to go home."
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Post by nanalinda on Apr 26, 2009 14:24:55 GMT -5
Having sex in a dumpster is really getting down and dirty. ;D
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Post by moonstone on Apr 26, 2009 18:08:55 GMT -5
Having sex in a dumpster is really getting down and dirty. ;D But not at Anna Molly's. Most of our new enrollees have never had sex anywhere else. Or WITH anyone else, for that matter. But this is one habit that most of them break VERY quickly after they've had a little pootie petting. By the way, Anna Molly's mission, as expressed in our marketing slogan, is: Raising Conservatives Out Of The Dumps Since 2007. Better Late Than Never.
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Post by g1 on Apr 26, 2009 21:11:46 GMT -5
Raising Conservatives Out Of The Dumps Since 2007. Better Late Than Never. Cool slogan, and new avatar. This is no doubt another training vid from the AMS: www.kptv.com/video/18151006/index.html
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Post by moonstone on Apr 26, 2009 21:40:27 GMT -5
Raising Conservatives Out Of The Dumps Since 2007. Better Late Than Never. Cool slogan, and new avatar. This is no doubt another training vid from the AMS: www.kptv.com/video/18151006/index.htmlGood guess, but actually, it was an independent research project. You remember Larry, don't you? The idea he had was something like grokking -- you know, the way to a liberal woman's heart is through her mind -- but he sort of got the mind-melding portals confused. Either that or he's even weirder than I thought. Anyway, this is what he got when I posed. I'm weirder than HE thought, too.
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Post by g1 on Apr 30, 2009 17:15:26 GMT -5
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Post by g1 on May 1, 2009 20:51:12 GMT -5
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Post by pdb on May 1, 2009 20:58:41 GMT -5
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Post by g1 on May 2, 2009 14:31:37 GMT -5
www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/04/30/bc-macdonalds-robber-gets-fried.html"A man who attempted to rob a McDonald's restaurant in Surrey, B.C., didn't get fries with his order, but he did get fried when a worker doused him with a litre of boiling cooking oil. Police said just before midnight Wednesday, the man walked up to the drive-thru window of the restaurant at 96th Avenue and 160th Street. With his face partially covered by his shirt, the man pulled a knife and ordered the cashier to hand over some money. He then reached in through the window with his arms and head to grab money from the cash register. When the cashier started yelling, it prompted a fellow worker to act, said Sgt. Roger Morrow of the Surrey RCMP. "One of the other staffers ... in the restaurant grabbed some kind of a container ... I don't have the specifics to what type, and ends up throwing what we estimate to be about a litre of boiling oil onto the robber's face, his head and neck," said Morrow. The man then fled, leaving most, but not all of the cash behind. It's thought he may have suffered second-degree burns. Police are now looking for a South Asian male, about six feet tall, 20 to 25 years old, with burns on his hands, neck and face...."
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Post by moonstone on May 2, 2009 19:45:39 GMT -5
www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/04/30/bc-macdonalds-robber-gets-fried.html"A man who attempted to rob a McDonald's restaurant in Surrey, B.C., didn't get fries with his order, but he did get fried when a worker doused him with a litre of boiling cooking oil. Police said just before midnight Wednesday, the man walked up to the drive-thru window of the restaurant at 96th Avenue and 160th Street. With his face partially covered by his shirt, the man pulled a knife and ordered the cashier to hand over some money. He then reached in through the window with his arms and head to grab money from the cash register. When the cashier started yelling, it prompted a fellow worker to act, said Sgt. Roger Morrow of the Surrey RCMP. "One of the other staffers ... in the restaurant grabbed some kind of a container ... I don't have the specifics to what type, and ends up throwing what we estimate to be about a litre of boiling oil onto the robber's face, his head and neck," said Morrow. The man then fled, leaving most, but not all of the cash behind. It's thought he may have suffered second-degree burns. Police are now looking for a South Asian male, about six feet tall, 20 to 25 years old, with burns on his hands, neck and face...." If they ever DO catch him, he'll no doubt sue everyone in sight. Remind me sometime to tell the story of a guy in our state who was convicted of some felony for throwing a pan of hot grease at a child. Can you believe that he sued his next employer -- a public school district -- for discriminating against him because of that conviction ... and he won? And that succinctly sums up why I have a job. But right now, if you need me for anything, I will be over in the corner waxing ... (oh, never mind).
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Post by nanalinda on May 2, 2009 20:57:14 GMT -5
www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/04/30/bc-macdonalds-robber-gets-fried.html"A man who attempted to rob a McDonald's restaurant in Surrey, B.C., didn't get fries with his order, but he did get fried when a worker doused him with a litre of boiling cooking oil. Police said just before midnight Wednesday, the man walked up to the drive-thru window of the restaurant at 96th Avenue and 160th Street. With his face partially covered by his shirt, the man pulled a knife and ordered the cashier to hand over some money. He then reached in through the window with his arms and head to grab money from the cash register. When the cashier started yelling, it prompted a fellow worker to act, said Sgt. Roger Morrow of the Surrey RCMP. "One of the other staffers ... in the restaurant grabbed some kind of a container ... I don't have the specifics to what type, and ends up throwing what we estimate to be about a litre of boiling oil onto the robber's face, his head and neck," said Morrow. The man then fled, leaving most, but not all of the cash behind. It's thought he may have suffered second-degree burns. Police are now looking for a South Asian male, about six feet tall, 20 to 25 years old, with burns on his hands, neck and face...." If they ever DO catch him, he'll no doubt sue everyone in sight. Remind me sometime to tell the story of a guy in our state who was convicted of some felony for throwing a pan of hot grease at a child. Can you believe that he sued his next employer -- a public school district -- for discriminating against him because of that conviction ... and he won? And that succinctly sums up why I have a job. But right now, if you need me for anything, I will be over in the corner waxing ... (oh, never mind). "The law is an a.ss." Mr. Bumble of "Oliver Twist"
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Post by pdb on May 3, 2009 2:47:37 GMT -5
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Post by g1 on May 3, 2009 21:00:04 GMT -5
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Post by g1 on May 3, 2009 21:01:08 GMT -5
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Post by pdb on May 4, 2009 0:50:42 GMT -5
Great link, g; I WANT that book!! I'm a HUGE fan of Carville's!! Get a load of this; it should take off like a lead balloon!! Can’t wait to hear from Bobby Jindall and McCain!! Oh boy!! "The goal of the initiative, called the National Council for a New America, is to connect Republican leaders with voters across the country to help get the party's electoral fortunes back on track. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney compared the GOP to Americans fighting the British during the Revolutionary War. 'We are the party of the revolutionaries, they [Democrats] are the party of the monarchists,' he told the overwhelmingly Republican crowd, saying the Republicans needed to 'once again lead the American Revolution.'" And I had hoped we had seen the last (albeit temporarily) of Mittens until at least 2010!! www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/02/gop.townhall/index.html?iref=werecommend
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Post by nanalinda on May 4, 2009 2:41:38 GMT -5
Great link, g; I WANT that book!! I'm a HUGE fan of Carville's!! Get a load of this; it should take off like a lead balloon!! Can’t wait to hear from Bobby Jindall and McCain!! Oh boy!! "The goal of the initiative, called the National Council for a New America, is to connect Republican leaders with voters across the country to help get the party's electoral fortunes back on track. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney compared the GOP to Americans fighting the British during the Revolutionary War. 'We are the party of the revolutionaries, they [Democrats] are the party of the monarchists,' he told the overwhelmingly Republican crowd, saying the Republicans needed to 'once again lead the American Revolution.'" And I had hoped we had seen the last (albeit temporarily) of Mittens until at least 2010!! www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/02/gop.townhall/index.html?iref=werecommendThe scarier sight is that of Eric Cantor (who really gives me the creeps) and Jeb Bush. I did notice that Palin wasn't part of that little cabal. It's a sure bet that we'll hear from her in the near future.
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Post by g1 on May 4, 2009 13:16:05 GMT -5
Great link, g; I WANT that book!! I'm a HUGE fan of Carville's!! Get a load of this; it should take off like a lead balloon!! Can’t wait to hear from Bobby Jindall and McCain!! Oh boy!! "The goal of the initiative, called the National Council for a New America, is to connect Republican leaders with voters across the country to help get the party's electoral fortunes back on track. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney compared the GOP to Americans fighting the British during the Revolutionary War. 'We are the party of the revolutionaries, they [Democrats] are the party of the monarchists,' he told the overwhelmingly Republican crowd, saying the Republicans needed to 'once again lead the American Revolution.'" And I had hoped we had seen the last (albeit temporarily) of Mittens until at least 2010!! www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/02/gop.townhall/index.html?iref=werecommendThe scarier sight is that of Eric Cantor (who really gives me the creeps) and Jeb Bush. I did notice that Palin wasn't part of that little cabal. It's a sure bet that we'll hear from her in the near future. I also thought Sarah was distinguished by her absence. Michele Bachmann also not in sight, or that young McCain female person who's been stirring things up. Or Steele. It's their party, they can snub who they want to. After being lapdogs to the imperial BushCo presidency, it's just preposterous that these nimrods think anyone beyond the Tinfoil Hat Klub is gonna believe any of their bush-it about "revolution." Perhaps someone should remind them of what really happened at the Alamo.
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Post by pdb on May 4, 2009 18:21:32 GMT -5
The scarier sight is that of Eric Cantor (who really gives me the creeps) and Jeb Bush. I did notice that Palin wasn't part of that little cabal. It's a sure bet that we'll hear from her in the near future. I also thought Sarah was distinguished by her absence. Michele Bachmann also not in sight, or that young McCain female person who's been stirring things up. Or Steele. It's their party, they can snub who they want to. After being lapdogs to the imperial BushCo presidency, it's just preposterous that these nimrods think anyone beyond the Tinfoil Hat Klub is gonna believe any of their bush-it about "revolution." Perhaps someone should remind them of what really happened at the Alamo. Looks like Jebber and the Guys have taken the 'Gong Show' on the road! "God's Own Psycho's" bring their Storm Troop Nonsense-A-Thon to oblivious neighborhoods near You!! Bachmann and Palin coming soon...................!!
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Post by g1 on May 5, 2009 17:08:20 GMT -5
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Post by pdb on May 5, 2009 18:45:31 GMT -5
I never trusted Arlen Spector, especially after years during BushCo, when he would speak out against Bush, Iraq, torture, etc. etc., only do vote with BushCo and the reTHUGS!! He's sure getting off to a "fabbo" start as a "Democrat"!! "Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter has been showing his independence consistently since switching to the Democratic side of the aisle. But his latest display of unorthodox thinking is particularly eye-opening. In an interview with the New York Times Magazine, the newly minted Democrat said he thinks Republican Norm Coleman should win his Senate recount court battle against Al Franken in Minnesota. 'There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner,' Specter said, when asked how he felt about the lack of Jewish Republicans in the Senate."www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/05/specter-norm-coleman-shou_n_197057.htmlJoe Lieberman, Zel Miller CALLING!!
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